tips on how to impress a girl:
- dress like joe biden
- show her your collection of joe biden memorabilia
- talk like joe biden
- show her your joe biden tattoo
- be joe biden
Tired of muh fuckas in Congress tellin me… Always in the Capital.
“Barrack aint bout this”, “Barrack aint bout that”, “My boy a BD on Jay-Z and them”, “They say he don’t never put in no work”
Shut the FUCK, UP!!
Ya’ll republicans ain’t on SHIT!
All ya’ll muh fuckas be talkin bout, “Barrack aint no President”, “Barrack go raise this tax”
Shut the FUCK UP!!
Ya’ll don’t bleed with that POTUS! Ya’ll know our pres get cold and rachet! Shootin threats at North Korea and them!
POTUS been on his shit since…. I DON’T KNOW WHEN….
Republicans need to stop PLAYIN him like that! Them other countries SAVAGES out there!
If I catch another Conservative talkin sweet about Barry O, I’m fuckin beatin they ass! I’m not PLAYIN no mo! You know POTUS roll with Jay-Z and them!
Joey Bidz on the beat…
Gotta love Joe.
Okay but the real question is… how does Joe Biden pronounce “gif”?
Elena and I got bored and enhanced one of my travel pics. Love Caitlin.